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Co-WoL

Matthew Nereid

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NPCs

Scions

Thancred
The scion he’s known the longest, technically. He has complex feelings when it comes to Thancred. Going from a rather smooth-talking rogue, to a rugged and bedraggled rogue, then to a kind if not misunderstood father-figure gunbreaker, Milo has seen it all. Slight crush, bigger more complicated crush, then high respect. Thancred has Milo’s utmost trust.

Minfilia
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Urianger
He thought Urianger was just some huge nerd who spoke in tongues (or so it seemed) at first. Then after getting over why Urianger did what he did, and meeting him again on the First, Urianger endeared himself to him. He revealed himself to be so kind and nice (not to mention handsome). Urianger has Milo’s utmost trust.

Y'shtola
Fully in-love with her snark and sense of sass, even if he doesn’t understand it sometimes. Impressed with her knowledge and power. Incredibly sad when she “died” and pitied her a little when she came back blind; quickly got over that since it didn’t stop her at all. Amused by her desire to “let loose” her new BLM powers. Very high on the trustworthy list.

Alphinaud
He sees him like a younger brother. Protective but let’s him do his own thing. Knows he can protect himself. Sometimes he doesn’t understand his speeches but cheers him on nonetheless.

Alisaie
He sees her like a younger sister. Extremely protective of her… she can protect herself but she’s seen so much loss… Sometimes annoyed when she charges ahead without thinking but follows her always.

Tataru
Loves her and her attitude. To this day is still shocked by her connections and the abilities she can perform.

Yda/Lyse
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G'raha Tia
At the beginning, Milo only thought of G’raha was some smart-ass, know-it-all kid that was playing games with him. As they went through the Crystal Tower, his thoughts didn’t change much but he was immensely endeared near the end. Especially when he decided to be the one to slumber in the tower.

[See Exarch]

Estinien
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Arenvald
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Moenbryda
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A Realm Reborn (empty)

Raubahn
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Nanamo
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Garlond Ironworks

Cid

Nero

Biggs & Wedge

Merlwyb
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Heavensward (wip)

Count Edmont
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Haurchefant
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Artoriel
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Emmanellain
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Carvallain
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Aymeric
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Matoya
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Hilda
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Fray
Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go APE SHIT? I love you. Please forgive yourself. We love you.

Leofard
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Stormblood (empty)

Yugiri
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Gosetsu
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Hien
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Fordola
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Tansui
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Zenos
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Soroban
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Magnai
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M’zhet Tia
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Shadowbringers (wip)

Crystal Exarch
Upon meeting G’raha on the First as “Exarch”, he had a very very good suspicion that it was him. He knew, deep down, but second-guessed himself when the Exarch denied it. As his journey progressed, he knew. He knew. He felt himself getting closer and closer to him… his strength and wit, his sadness and pain. When he revealed himself, it was so relieving. Emet was gone and they figured out how to bring everyone home. Milo knew it would turn out well, even though he’s not sure why the Exarch trusted him with it, but it was still hard to say goodbye. Milo misses G’raha’s sternness and confidence while he was Exarch. The boyishness is cute but there was something about it…

Ardbert
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Ryne
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Tesleen
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The Chais
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Kai-Shirr
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Runar
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Quinfort & Valan
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Seto
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Endwalker (yeah nothin in here yet)

Job/Role Quests (empty)

Guydelot
Sanson
Zhai'a
Erik/Widargelt
Mylla
Jacke
Jannequinard
Sidurgu
Stephanivien
X'rhun
Oboro/Karasu
Loifa
Granson
Lue-Reeq
Cerigg
Giott

Ascians/Ancients (empty)

Emet-Selch
Lahabrea
Fandaniel
Hythlodaeus
Venat
Hermes

Misc NPCs (empty)

Hildibrand
Landenel
Fourchenault & Ameliance
Erenville
Meteion


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NSFW Milo Relations

"Wow, what a surprise all the sexual history is done before the normal relationships," you may be thinking. Well... shut up. Anyway,

Currently Doing That

no one...

Been There, Done That

Thancred
► Fooled around a lot, Milo bottomed for him few times
Jacke
► Bottomed for. Milo really wanted him to suck him off (to keep him true to his name) but Jacke refused. Milo asks every time, though
Widgarelt
► Made out & got him off through his pants, Widgarelt got too nervous to continue
Carvallain
► Always sudden in a back alley of Limsa, messy frots
Haurchefant
► Milo's first time for everything. They were in love. Switched up
Jannequinard
► WILD times. Didn't let Milo top him, but let Milo have his fun with his body
Stephanivien
► Let Milo suck him off every time he visits the guild
Hien
► Sucked him off, bottomed for. Pretty sure Yugiri knows about it
X'rhun Tia
► Loving and passionate, X'rhun leading
Kai-Shirr
► Lead him with sex, kissing and kinda lovey-dovey
Lue-Reeq
► Made out and frotted... that's it
Crystal Exarch
► Bottomed for. It was very loving, almost embarrassingly so. Milo kind of misses the confidence G'raha had while Exarch
G'raha Tia
► They dated for awhile after the ShB patches, and they've done it a few times. Switch.

It Happened Once, In A Dream (Or, Really Wants To)

Y'shtola
► Wants to get pegged by her
Urianger
► Really, really wants to, but he can't find a way through his chuunibyou
Raubahn
► Looks up to him greatly, also he's kinda hot?
Merlwyb
► She HOT. Respects her too much to ask her to peg him
Landenel
► Wants to so so bad. Can't figure out how to bring up sex when he's so curt
Sanson
► Thought he was very very cute & wanted to, until he saw him with Guydelot
Oboro
► Wants to, he's just so naive and cute. He's too busy looking at Karasu though
Cid
► He's reliable, good-looking, good with his hands... confused emotions
Emmanellain
► Thought about fucking him to know what'd he be like. Ultimately decided against it... still thinks about it
Aymeric
► Wants to top and bottom. He wants to hear his noises as his top so bad
Hilda
► Wants to take her out on a nice date, treat her gently. Respects her too much (afraid of her gun) to ask
Yugiri
► Wants to... can't figure out how to ask
Zenos
► EXTREMELY conflicted. Got a boner every time they fought, he's hot... thought about it while jacking off
Emet-Selch
► Conflicted. He was hot, said hot things, but y'know, the genocide. Thought about it while jacking off (with some guilt)

Absolutely Not / Never Again

Nero
► Happened once. It was decent & wants to do it again, but refuses because he knows it'll fuel Nero's ego. Conflicted
Estinien
► Rubbed Milo the wrong way from day one... (okay, maybe ONCE with the helmet on)
Magnai
► NEVER again. So rough & mean and not in a good way. Milo didn't even orgasm